A Glorious Archive of Completely Useless Childhood Awards: Sunshine Award, Byeol-nara Preschool (2002): For unparalleled excellence in being a cheerful kid who didn’t cry. Young Writer's Award, Coxheath Preschool (2001): Clearly, I peaked early. My literary masterpiece, “I Love My Leparchaun”, cemented my reputation as a budding wordsmith. First Place, Songpagu Patriotism Book Review Contest (2009): Because nothing says "loyal citizen" like analyzing a book about a patriot. It was homework, and the school made the submission for me. Creative Writing Award, Avalon Academy (2010): Awarded for my unparalleled ability to create just enough drama on paper to keep the teacher entertained. My magnum opus involved a fire hydrant as an animate object Second Place, Dynamic Design Competition, Konkuk University (2014): Proof that my private education in art paid off